27 March 2016

New Dungeons And Dragons Monsters


  • Some kind of very dangerous pig.
  • A dragon with an incredible sense of smell or style. Not both. 
  • Orcs who can ride a moped, but choose not to. 
  • Magic fruit people with a caste based society. 
  • Communists.
  • A golem made out of DVD copies of the movie "Showgirls".
  • The opposite of a sphere. And it's a vampire. But a vampire for piss. 
  • A big scrotum. 
  • Mike from work. 
  • Obesity. 
  • The living audit!
  • An Owlbearbear. 
  • A very mean horse. 
  • Grammar. 
  • A bunch of wasps that share a mind with Louis Theroux.