- There's more than one way to skin a cat. There are six; original, western, double original, diet, buffalo-fireball and alpine.
- Too many cooks spoil the broth. Because, generally, cooks are dicks.
- A picture is worth a thousand milli-pictures.
- The proof is in the pudding. So if you're a detective, check out the pudding.
- It takes a thief to catch a thief, it will take a third thief to catch the first one, eventually you'll have to swallow a spider.
- Lightning never strikes the same place twice more than once.
- A trouble shared is a trouble doubled.
- An army marches on its stomach. An army of snakes.
- A bird in the hand will freak the fuck out.
That's all for now, I'm sure I'll revive this tired trope soon.
