3 September 2012

Fun Zoo The Max

Sure, the zoo is enjoyable, but what would make it more fun?

More fun would! Add more fun!

How? This;

Try to line the cage bars up with a zebra's stripes so it looks like it's just a brown horse.

Bring an animal to the zoo with you and try to sneak it in to an enclosure. But be careful to add it to one that suits it; cats in with the lions, hamsters in with meerkats, dogs get to go in with wolves, goldfish with... they just go in water, in any water. This way they'll all have things to talk about.

Elephants. Dress as a peanut. Then flee, Pamploma style.

Find a leopard and talk to it. They don't care about what. They just love talking. 

Take some compact discs and try to throw them onto the horn of a rhino. Also, get the rhino a CD player so it can enjoy some sweet tunes. Remeber, don't give them any classical music, they are shallow beasts who prefer RnB.